Friday, May 17, 2013

Coastal route

Britain is a tiny nation, just 600 miles from Land's End to John o' Groats, but I was idly wondering how long it would take to drive *around* Britain.  Turns out it's almost 3,000 miles and would take over 70 hours! (They don't have motorways along the coast like in California.)  Of course, half of that is Scotland, so just circling England and Wales would take around 35 hours.

That begs the question, why would anyone want to do it?  Well, the next time I have to drive from Runcorn to Workington, rather than take the direct 2.5 hour drive, I just might take the scenic route*.

* I'm not sure how my company would respond if I submitted an expense claim for £432 in petrol.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Hoi polloi

Literally, Greek for "the many." Ironically, often used by the hoi polloi to mean "the few."

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoi_polloi

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Emotional support

Last weekend I stopped communicating with the people who gave me emotional support, and I stopped communicating with them precisely because they gave me emotional support.  I recognised I was leaning on them to avoid moving forward in my life, and I needed some time and distance to get things back in perspective.

Of course, no sooner than I've stopped communicating with the people who gave me emotional support, then someone sends me a photo of my Uncle George.  Just in case I wasn't depressed enough.

It's hard to believe he's been gone ten months now.  The last I heard from his daughter, we were talking about scattering his ashes -- that was six months ago now.

I don't really have a point here.  I really don't have a coherent thought.  I'm just sad.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Leeds-Settle-Carlisle

You have to understand it was 2003 when I first toured in England.  On a typical two-week American holiday, I obviously couldn't take it all in, and two of the things I missed were Leeds Armoury and Hadrian's Wall.  For non-UK residents, the Royal Armouries house weapons --including Henry VIII's armor, when he could still fit into armor--from the medieval to the present.  Royal Armouries is plural because there are three of them -- the original was in the Tower of London, which still exists, and incidentally is the fourth oldest museum in the world, with records going back to 1545.  However, Leeds ithe largest, with over 70,000 items.  So I was pretty shocked to arrive and find Iron Man and a Stormtrooper.

It turned out it was "superhero weekend," with talks on the armour and weapons of superheroes.  Not surprisingly, the place was thronged with children.  It was actually a little disturbing to think these parents thought "a good day out" was a museum dedicated to violence and war!  However, ignoring them -- which is a little hard when you turn a corner and walk into Boba Fett -- the collection itself was pretty amazing.  I do have to say that, like almost every museum, I was really disappointed they don't put items into context and try to tell a story.  For example, having ten suits of armor is pretty cool, but with no idea why one is better than the other, or what technological changes occurred that spurred innovation, it just looks like ten suits of armor.

I only planned to spend a couple of hours there and then go to the Leeds Museum or art gallery, but I ended up spending the entire day the armoury, and the other museums were just closing when I arrived.  I didn't spend much time in central Leeds, because the people were pretty rough.  I don't think I've ever seen to many tattoos, skin tight pants, and multicoloured hair--and that was just the women over 50!

The next morning I bought a one-way ticket to Carlisle and got off at Keighley. I did verify I could hop on/off the train along the way, and was planning on making the most of the day, including a 6-mile trek through the Dales. Keighley was a steam train through the Worth valley, which is only of note because the Brontë sisters (authors of Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights) lived in Haworth, a sleepy little hillside town. Of course I had my luggage and it was making the most horrific noise on the cobblestones, so I ended up carrying it.  Uphill.  For a mile.  Thus ended all thought of walking through the dales; when I got back to Keighley I took the train straight to Carlisle.  As a result, I did get to see the Carlisle Cathedral, which wasn't on my to do list, but was lovely anyway.

As you remember from my visit to Chester, England was a Roman outpost from 43CE to 410CE, and although England was conquered rather easily, Scotland was not.  To keep the Scottish raiders out, the Roman emperor Hadrian ordered a 73-mile wall built from Carlisle to Newcastle in 122CE.  I had tried to see the wall in 2003 but had not understood the brochure, which said Corbridge was a Roman town that *supported* the wall, which was a mile away.  (And in any case Corbridge is now only the foundations of a town that supported the wall a mile away, and hardly worth the exorbitant entry fee they charge.)

So this time I took a bus -- appropriately known as the AD122 bus -- to the wall.  I ended up getting off at Chester Fort, which coincidentally was hosting a "Roman living history" day.  Just as people in the States host Civil War re-enactments, people in the UK host Roman re-enactments, which was a lot of fun.  But more importantly, I got to see two sections of the wall!  Or, more accurately, the foundations of two sections of the wall.  I'm sure it looked much more imposing in its day.

I also went to the Tullie House museum which, not surprisingly, had a lot of information on Hadrian's Wall.  What was surprising was that it was funded by the European Union, not the UK, but of course Roman history is a big part of European history, and the wall was the northern border of the Roman Empire.

The next morning, I caught the train into Workington, just 50 minutes away, for my 10am meeting.  That was much more civilised than getting up at 4am and driving 6 hours!  Plus I have marked out several spots in the Yorkshire Dales that I want to revisit by car.  Mindy Smith, one of my favourite singer-songwriters, is coming to Leeds at the end of June, so I may make another weekend out of it.

Dairy products

Start with "raw milk" in the middle.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Capons

I just passed a restaurant called 'The Capon Tree.' Thinking it might be vegetarian, I googled 'capon.' It's not:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capon

Friday, May 3, 2013

Yorkshire Dales

I should be in Spain right now. 

Literally--I had a ticket to Malaga for 8am this morning.

And no, I didn't miss my flight (although I have done so in the past).  I was told by the UK Border Agency not to leave the country.

Ironically, they said this as they were granting me residency status in the UK.

So that's the good news: I am no longer on a work permit, and I can live in the UK as long as I want (although I still can't vote).

I was actually quite worried, because they've continually changed the rules since I've been here -- the last major change just three weeks before my appointment -- and I honestly wasn't sure if it would be granted. Five years ago I had to pay around £250 (US $400) and prove a certain education and salary level to come to the UK.  Today I had to pay over £1,400 (US $2,200) and prove a significantly higher education or salary to stay here.  I just squeaked by on the salary, but only by including my bonus.  (They also asked for a letter from my employer, but the company would only verify my salary without the bonus, so I didn't submit it.)

So it was with a great deal of relief when I was told my application had been granted.  They then told me my "biometric resident permit" would arrive in the mail in 7-10 days, and not to leave the country without it.  I said I had a plane ticket for Spain in 6 days and they shrugged and told me I could leave the country, but I wouldn't be allowed back in.

I looked at postponing the trip, but the ticket was £124 and the change fee was £100, so there wasn't much value there.  I also checked my travel insurance but on page 3 of the list of exclusions was, "17. You not having the correct passport or visa."  Plus they had a £50 "excess," so I still wouldn't have gotten very much back.  In the end I just let it go, and I'll go back to Spain another day.

So now I had a three-day weekend in the UK (this being the early May bank holiday) and nothing to do.  Worse, on Tuesday I had to be in Workington at 10am for a meeting, which is in the north-west corner of England.  Going home would involve at least 9 hours of commuting, and I'd have to come back Monday afternoon anyway, so it certainly wouldn't feel like a three-day weekend.

I looked at several options, including the "Victorian Extravaganza" in northern Wales, taking the ferry to Belfast, or lying on the beach at Blackpool, before finally deciding on an itinerary:

Friday: Manchester synagogue, stay at holiday inn (company pays)

Saturday: Train to Leeds (£20, 2 hours), Armouries (free), Leeds art gallery or city museum, comedy show at hifi club (£10 advance, stay at Holiday Inn Express

Sunday: Train to Carlisle through Yorkshire Dales (£27), Townhouse B&B in Carlisle (£35/night)

Monday: Bus to Hadrian's wall, Cathedral, Tullie House Museum

Tuesday: Train to Workington (£9, 50 minutes), get a ride from co-worker to Liverpool

Even better, by staying at the corporate hotel Friday night I can get my company to pay for it; I can charge them for the hotel on Monday as well; and I can use reward points for the hotel in Leeds, so I only have to pay for one hotel night.  In addition, my company pays me about £127 for commuting, so I'll get to see some spectacular scenery and have a lovely weekend essentially for free!

Not counting the £124 I spent on the plane ticket to Spain...


Saturday, April 27, 2013

Settlement

The UK border agency uses settlement, resident, and indefinite leave to remain interchangeably, but Webster does not:
Settle - To place so as to stay; to make quiet or orderly
Resident - living in a place for some length of time; not migratory
Indefinite leave to remain is permission to stay without any time restrictions
To settle is a cause; to be resident is an effect; leave to remain is an indulgence.

Late last night, as I was walking home, I sat on a park bench under a full moon and watched the clouds flow in one direction, the Thames flow in another, and while I can appreciate the physics that cause them to move with purpose, I also understand they have no idea where they are going. 

I have been granted leave to remain because I am resident, but I am not settled. I move with purpose to mask my lack of direction. I plan the weeks because I can't plan the years. I get older but no wiser. There was a time I mocked the water, believing myself the master of my own destiny, until it picked me up and flung me to the far side of the world.

I thought I would be very happy when I achieved this milestone, but it turns out it only reminds me of all the other milestones I've missed.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Ireland

I could fill this page with superlatives--spectacular, amazing, incredible--and still not capture the magic of south-west Ireland.  The grassy slopes ringed by drystone walls leading down the craggy mountains to the azure-blue sea. The blowing sand over Inch beach.  Sheep with their lambs wandering the deserted roads.  The castles and manors and ruins, old and new, dotting the landscape.  The ice-carved valleys of granite.

All experienced from the comfort of my car, because the freezing wind was simply too much to bear.

Ireland 2013
Mar 17, 2013
by Gregg

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Where does all the money go

22.5% tax
19% home (15% rent, 2% taxes, 2% utilities)
10% loan repayment
8% pension (similar to 401k)
6% National Insurance (similar to social security)
6.3% transportation (5% auto and 1.3% public transport, although some of this was for business travel which I was reimbursed for)
5.8% entertainment (including dining and dating)
5.3% travel (including Atlanta, Edinburgh, Italy, California, Glasgow, Chester, Ireland)
4% cash
3.5% savings
3% groceries
2.0% health (including gym, medicine, vitamins, and therapist)
1.3% credit card interest
1% clothes
0.5% mobile phone
0.3% charity
1.5% other

I've got a new goal to increase charity to 5% and savings to 20%, but not sure what I want to cut. Maybe it's time I started looking for a new job with a bigger salary...